man, is the road to adulthood ever rocky and bumpy. :/
alla you people who read this, yell at me to stop neglecting zel, 'cos i've got a feeling he's given up on being pissed and has instead turned into some kind of troglodyte. which is incredible considering he's, techinically, a figment of my imagination.
karma's having better luck infiltrating new characters and forcing them to be undersexed and to chain-smoke, so i guess she's doing okay.
i apologize to anyone who was confused by those last two paragraphs.
so yes. don't expect much of anything GENIUS or AMAZING or other such superlatives, or even much of anything MEDIOCRE or BLAND from this side of the monitor until, ...hm... say, january.
GODDAMN YOU COLLEGE.
anyone out there a RISD or Carnegie-Mellon alum who wants to write a stranger a recommendation and earn eternal gratitude and a contract of slavery for six months? i'll do anything short of cutting off my own limbs. seriously. i'll get a goddamn sex change if you'll get me into one of the above schools, if that's your price.
oh yeah. while i'm on the subject of whoring myself out, i'm doing a kiriban. GLEE. 1,000 pageviews. get the magic screenshot. if no one gets 1,000 on the assbone, i'll take the closest one over that.
next one is 1,337 pageviews. i will draw you ANYTHING, so long as it's DA safe. and if it's not DA-safe, but intriguing enough to my hormone-addled teenaged headmeat, i will e-mail you the file or a link or summat. but INTRIGUE MEEH.
...righto. now that that's over... i think it's quite time for bed. my brain has been scrambled by ten hours of driving within the past, oh, forty-eight hours.
happy end of daylight savings time. oh, yeah, and happy all-hallow's, too.
GO SOX. PWNED THEM PINSTRIPES.











Take it from a graduating college student: Enjoy it while it lasts! Don't worry, even though I'm graduating we can still work on our comic ideas. I have a lot of writing left in me!
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